Welcome to our repository of various links, media and other assorted files. Please be aware that anything you find beyond this page may not be sorted or categorized in any other way besides alphabetically and numerically, so it will be extremely difficult to look for anything specific.


"And I quote..."
Archive of sounds created between 2010 and 2011 using WWE announcer Michael Cole's "general manager" catchphrase, a second coming of the "Blue's Clues" joke from a decade earlier.

Skype Sound Clips (MP3 format):
Enter Key
Just another harmless conversation, until RobertoKay's ENTER key goes haywire.
Garbled Story
Jouva attempts to relay a story about getting paid, but his wireless connection has his audio stretch out across three counties.
Happy New Year, Joey
Sentroid91 rings in 2011 by having too much to drink and (kinda) sending Joey a text message.
Have A Safe Flight Gnome
For DarkonZero, it's hard to say goodbye... literally.
My Ass
An innocent discussion about a pair of YouTube videos titled "My Ass" and "My Ass 2" is too much for DarkonZero to handle.
Off The Wall Golf
On one unusual night of playing World Golf Tour, Jo, DZ and Rob find their golf balls bouncing in bizarre directions.
The Lawsuit
Roughly a year after #Deep13 made up their own bogus lawsuit, they decide to re-visit an actual Jonathan Lee Riches lawsuit.

Sound File Repository
Fairly standard directory of WAV files that have been passed around the download folders of many regulars over the years. This is by no means a complete collection; keep checking back for more goodies.


DarkonZero's Log Files (1999-2003)
An unorganized collection of logs separated by date and converted to HTML, spanning a four-year period. Please note that some individual logs may be short and include nothing but joins and quits.

Lawsuit Press Release
During a Skype chat in 2009, we decided to create our own bogus lawsuit after reading about the litigious exploits of Jonathan Lee Riches. This is the press release we (never) used to announce it. (NOTE: This is a PDF file.)

Secret Files of #Deep13:
Three selected log files which were given a hyperbolic foreword and other assorted annotations in 2004.


Club MST3k
Back in #Deep13's prime, wanting to watch a specific episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 meant waiting for reruns or trading tapes... if you lived in the U.S. Today, this site lets you watch almost EVERY episode online through the magic of YouTube.

LiveJournal Community
No longer active, the #Deep13 LiveJournal community was formed in 2002 and remained active until 2007, roughly the same timeline when LiveJournal itself was a popular internet destination.

Spreadshirt Shop
Apparel professionally branded with the #Deep13 logo, as well as other #Deep13-themed merchandise.

Wayback Machine: deep13.org
Incomplete snapshots of the site from 1999 to its closure in 2008 are available through the Internet Archive. Be mindful of broken links and images.


Our amusing, albeit subpar MST 3K-style riff of the 1989 film, Slipstream. Originally done on June 11th, 2011.

Disney On Ice - A story by Jouva begs the larger question about why Disney On Ice is really so popular.
Elevator Confessions - Some interesting facts about elevators lead Sentroid91 to experiment with the one at the hotel he's staying at.
New Years Eve 2013 - A live broadcast of DarkonZero, Jouva, RobertoKay, and Sentroid91 ringing in 2013 on Google+ Hangout.
October 4, 1999 - A laughable Xtranormal dramatization of a private conversation between Sentroid91 and Lodovik on IRC.