Secret Files of #Deep13: fdgd

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2004 Introduction:

The reasoning for #Deep13's brief return to the Sci-Fi Channel's "Events" IRC server was so that we could be around some of our old peers and to hopefully attract new people to the channel. The ploy obviously didn't work. At least not entirely. No, one night, a person came into the room, and Cal, being the historically lovable idiot that he is, greeted him with a few harsh words. As a result, a good time was had by all, and this memorable log came about. In retrospect, it's difficult to place this guy in the same category as an omega or a thor, simply because he was seemingly playing along. Or maybe he really was that stupid. After all, Events isn't known for the high intelligent quotient of its resident chatters. I don't know. My jury's still out on this one. But maybe yours won't be.

- RobertoKay

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[20:24:32] <Cal> Hello person who was too lazy to come up with an original name.
[20:24:38] <fdgd> huh ?
[20:24:58] <Cal> Does FDGD stand for something?
[20:25:06] <fdgd> um.. yeah
[20:25:11] <fdgd> yeah it does in fact
[20:25:11] <Cal> That is?
[20:25:20] <fdgd> yes.
[20:27:36] <Cal> Federal Doofus Gets Doodoo
[20:27:44] <fdgd> wow good one, or something
[20:28:08] <fdgd> <Cal> well, slap me on the ass and call me suzy!
[20:28:44] <fdgd> man you guys are boring
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[20:29:47] <Cal> bitch
[20:29:56] <fdgd> you are.
[20:31:12] <fdgd> what the hell do you want from me anyway? are you some kind of sick stalker???
[20:32:21] <Cal> >:(
[20:32:34] <fdgd> gaylord fawker
[20:32:39] <fdgd> faulker, even
[20:33:14] <JoMomma> Yes, his name is DiveFox and he's going to stalk you, lie to you, and owe you money from being housed by you for 2 months that he'll never pay back.
[20:33:16] <Roberto Kay> His actual name was William.
[20:33:34] <fdgd> what the fuck, you fuckers
[20:33:49] <fdgd> I'm being pelted with nuclear weaponry
[20:33:52] <Roberto Kay> Don't mind Cal, he hates other people.
[20:34:02] <fdgd> oh ok
[20:34:16] <fdgd> yeah, I know Cal in real life, in fact.
[20:34:18] <fdgd> He's impotent.
[20:34:22] <JoMomma> With root beer
[20:34:45] <JoMomma> <Arnold> HA! Bet you didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
[20:34:48] <fdgd> He's also crazy and has a degenerative brian disease. He told me so himself.
[20:34:56] <JoMomma> Riiiiiiiiight
[20:35:02] <JoMomma> What state does he live in then?
[20:35:10] <JoMomma> And the answer is not insanity.
[20:35:14] <fdgd> Um, Pittsburgh?
[20:35:22] <fdgd> Los Angeles?
[20:35:24] <fdgd> Two
[20:35:25] <fdgd> Zero
[20:35:26] <Roberto Kay> STATE
[20:35:26] <fdgd> Four
[20:35:28] <fdgd> Three
[20:35:30] <JoMomma> Ok, what city of PITTSBURGH
[20:35:30] <fdgd> 77
[20:35:30] <fdgd> A
[20:35:32] <fdgd> B
[20:35:32] <fdgd> C
[20:35:45] <JoMomma> Twenty-Seven.
[20:35:55] <Roberto Kay> 77 Sunset Strip.
[20:35:57] <fdgd> Four. Three. Seven. Niner
[20:36:01] <JoMomma> Oh yes you know him in real life then.
[20:36:06] <fdgd> Three Zero Charlie
[20:36:11] <fdgd> Delta Alpha Kappa Bravo
[20:36:30] <fdgd> Gamma Gamma Alpha Zulu
[20:36:35] <JoMomma> BravoFozx?
[20:36:37] <JoMomma> Errr
[20:36:38] <JoMomma> BravoFox?
[20:36:41] <Roberto Kay> So... anyway... do you have anything INTELLIGENT to add?
[20:36:43] <fdgd> In fact I met Cal in NAM
[20:36:48] <JoMomma> Oh?
[20:36:51] <fdgd> I like to call it VIET, though
[20:37:00] <JoMomma> Was he born there then?
[20:37:05] <fdgd> Cal was born in the city of Saigon.
[20:37:11] <JoMomma> With root beer
[20:37:11] <fdgd> That's the capital of Jerusalem.
[20:37:29] <fdgd> Benedict Arnold slept with George Washington.
[20:38:30] <JoMomma> <fdgd> And never drive anywhere with a rabid wolverine in your pants.
[20:38:34] * /sound: unable to play 'crimesofcarelessness.wav'
[20:38:37] [SOUND]
[20:38:52] <Roberto Kay> I get it. fdgd is the Rainman.
[20:39:00] <fdgd> Cal is a Marxist hippie
[20:39:00] <DarKrow> No! He is Devo!
[20:39:04] <DarKrow> You are De-Vo!
[20:39:15] <DarKrow> fdgd is DEVO!
[20:39:42] <fdgd> Acutally, I don't think so
[20:39:50] <DarKrow> You are De-Vo!
[20:39:52] <fdgd> What does "vo" mean in spanish?
[20:39:58] <JoMomma> Nothing
[20:39:59] <DarKrow> D-E-V-O
[20:40:09] <fdgd> Delta Epsilon Vega Omega
[20:40:18] <fdgd> Bravo Charlie Delta
[20:40:18] <DarKrow> No. Devo!
[20:40:22] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:40:25] <fdgd> Alpha Alpha Omicron
[20:40:27] <DarKrow> He's not a Man
[20:40:29] <DarKrow> He is Devo!
[20:40:38] <fdgd> "Devo's not a star system, he's a man"
[20:40:52] <DarKrow> fdgd's not a man!
[20:40:54] <DarKrow> Are we not men?
[20:40:56] <fdgd> Zulu Gamma Gamma Niner Fargo
[20:40:58] <DarKrow> YOU ARE DEVO!
[20:41:18] <fdgd> Shut up before I kick your ass, Darwin Krow
[20:41:25] <JoMomma> Darwin heh
[20:41:29] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:41:36] <fdgd> You are Darwin
[20:41:43] <JoMomma> And I'm Yo Momma?
[20:41:52] <Roberto Kay> Lodo?
[20:41:55] <Roberto Kay> Is this you?
[20:41:55] <fdgd> <system> LIST OF BOZOS for #Deep13 <system> DarKrow <system> END OF BOZO LIST
[20:42:04] <JoMomma> Probably.
[20:42:09] <Roberto Kay> Jo, do a check on his IP.
[20:42:20] <DarKrow> Is he not a man?
[20:42:25] <DarKrow> He's not a man! He is Devo!
[20:42:31] <fdgd> Lambda Omnicron Delta Omicron
[20:42:44] <JoMomma> I know where this goes, Robby
[20:42:52] <fdgd> I've got bacon on my bread. or is that bread on my bacon ?
[20:43:02] <JoMomma> i love bacon
[20:43:03] <JoMomma> Do you?
[20:43:13] <JoMomma> If you do, why not goto www.ilovebacon.com !
[20:43:34] <fdgd> Beta Omnicron
[20:43:39] <DarKrow> DEVO!
[20:43:50] <fdgd> what the fuck is devo, darwin???
[20:43:55] <JoMomma> Dude I know.
[20:43:58] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:44:02] <JoMomma> fdgd is the guy who found our PEZ!
[20:44:08] <fdgd> I want to know this so badly I feel like shooting myself in the face .
[20:44:27] <DarKrow> DEVO!
[20:44:31] <DarKrow> You are DEVO!
[20:44:32] <JoMomma> PEZ!
[20:44:48] <fdgd> America is sucks!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
[20:44:56] <Roberto Kay> fdgd?
[20:44:57] <DarKrow> fdgd is DEVO!
[20:45:00] <DarKrow> fdgd is DEVO!
[20:45:04] <JoMomma> IT IS SUCKS
[20:45:04] <fdgd> American is why we have crappy ass
[20:45:08] <Roberto Kay> Are you by any chance from France?
[20:45:12] <fdgd> This is a fuck
[20:45:20] <fdgd> No! I am come from Chinese
[20:45:20] <DarKrow> He is from O-H-I-O!
[20:45:28] <DarKrow> D-E-V-O from O-H-I-O!
[20:45:31] <DarKrow> He is Devo!
[20:45:33] <JoMomma> Yes yes DK
[20:45:53] <fdgd> I sit and play with my tomagotchi. I play chinese checkers with my best friend Mao Ze Tung the third. chinese is rules america
[20:46:13] <fdgd> chinese is much rules superior of america
[20:46:18] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:46:40] <fdgd> devo is weak. devo is crushed by chinese and the ukraine
[20:46:47] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:46:51] <DarKrow> He's not a man!
[20:46:53] <fdgd> what is devo communications?
[20:46:54] <DarKrow> Is he not a man?
[20:47:01] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:47:11] <fdgd> dude shut up
[20:47:16] <fdgd> your getting on mine nerves
[20:47:28] <Roberto Kay> Why the hell are you here?
[20:47:34] <DarKrow> because... You Are De-Vo!
[20:48:01] <fdgd> what is de-vo? and why is he carrying my child?
[20:48:07] <DarKrow> We're all Devo!
[20:48:37] <Cal> D-E-V-O
[20:48:39] <Cal> I-S
[20:48:42] <Cal> D-E-A-D
[20:48:50] <DarKrow> He is Devo!
[20:48:55] <DarKrow> D-E-V-O!
[20:49:00] <DarKrow> fdgd is not man! He is Devo!
[20:49:12] <fdgd> ok you fewls are pissing me off
[20:49:32] <DarKrow> Is he not a man?
[20:49:40] <Roberto Kay> Well, look who's talking. Jim J. Moron HIM-FUCKING-SELF!
[20:49:49] <fdgd> i'm confused
[20:49:52] <DarKrow> Exactly! He is Devo!
[20:50:11] <fdgd> ok you guys have problems
[20:50:24] <Roberto Kay> Yes. I have problems.
[20:50:26] <JoMomma> Yes. Could you help me with this one.
[20:50:36] <fdgd> shut your hole, wang chung
[20:50:46] <Roberto Kay> Really, how old are you?
[20:51:09] <Roberto Kay> Not old enough to know that stealing lines from "Not Another Teen Movie" is pretty stupid.
[20:51:18] <DarKrow> It is Devo!
[20:51:21] <DarKrow> He is De-Vo!
[20:51:27] <JoMomma> If a train leaves Chicaco at 10:00 AM headed East at 45 miles per hour and a second train leaves Pittsburg at 10:30 AM headed West at 55 miles per hour, what's my dog's name?
[20:51:31] <fdgd> Epilson Epsilon Charlie Alpha Bravo Delta
[20:51:32] <JoMomma> That's my problem.
[20:52:03] <Cal> Hah
[20:52:10] <fdgd> That is a funny
[20:52:21] * Cal pops another DVD into his player
[20:52:29] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:52:29] <fdgd> I am not as is skilled much of with your American humor
[20:52:33] <DarKrow> fdgd is Devo!
[20:53:05] <fdgd> American is much inferior to the superior Chinese people, the west is Red
[20:53:21] <DarKrow> The west is Devo!
[20:53:23] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[20:53:42] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[20:53:51] * fdgd slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[20:53:56] <JoMomma> SOY SAUCE ATTAKC!!!!!1
[20:53:56] * JoMomma SHOTOES SOY SACE OUT FO HIS FIAREY FISTS AT FDGD!!1
[20:54:04] <fdgd> PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY PA
[20:54:16] * JoMomma takes away fdgd's Pennsylvania.
[20:54:27] <fdgd> PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY PEE-AY
[20:54:31] <Cal> CLOWNS ARE SCARY!
[20:54:41] <fdgd> i told you i dont live in philadelphia, calvin does
[20:54:53] <fdgd> Roberto, Calvin, Darwin, and Joseph
[20:56:23] <JoMomma> o/` I like Pamela, Angela, Sandra, and Rita / And as I keep goin / You know they gettin sweetah o/`
[20:56:34] <fdgd> I am going to kick youare ass
[20:56:40] <fdgd> you're
[20:56:42] <JoMomma> Hahaha!
[20:56:55] <fdgd> you're ass is grass
[20:56:55] <JoMomma> Quote Added. Thank you, drive through! <fdgd> I am going to kick youare ass
[20:57:06] <fdgd> hey dont mock me, bitch
[20:57:12] <JoMomma> I MOCK YOU!
[20:57:14] <JoMomma> I MOCK YOU!
[20:57:14] <JoMomma> I MOCK YOU!
[20:57:24] <fdgd> fuck head
[20:57:25] <JoMomma> I MOCK YOU AND YOUR BAD ENGLISH!
[20:57:32] <fdgd> my english is best than yours
[20:57:35] *** Roberto Kay changes topic to ' http://www.deep13.org | Notice: Lost newbie found, named fdgd, has severe mental problem(s), owner must call us at 1(800) FIND-NEWBIE '
[20:58:02] <fdgd> WHAT THE HELL
[20:58:06] <Roberto Kay> You're a complete moron, fdgd, you realize that?
[20:58:12] <fdgd> THIS IS SUCH AN UNJUST OUTRAGE
[20:58:12] <DarKrow> and you are Devo
[20:58:26] <fdgd> 1 900 find newbie my ass
[20:58:48] <Roberto Kay> Who in Christ's holy name are you?
[20:59:05] <fdgd> you first
[20:59:21] <fdgd> you live in philadelphia dont you. I KNOW YOU DO HAHAHA I KNOW WEAR YOU LIVE
[20:59:27] <Roberto Kay> I AM ROBERTO FUCKING KAY
[20:59:37] <Roberto Kay> No, I live in the west.
[20:59:41] <JoMomma> Wow, is that incest or masturbation?
[20:59:55] <Roberto Kay> Ask fdgd.
[20:59:57] <fdgd> The west is 5 RED YOU COMMIE PIG
[21:00:03] <DarKrow> The west is Devo!
[21:00:05] <DarKrow> You Spud!
[21:00:08] <DarKrow> D-E-V-O
[21:00:15] <fdgd> no dark you are a stupid
[21:00:22] <JoMomma> fdgd is a MARK
[21:00:24] <DarKrow> you are Devo!
[21:00:28] [SOUND]
[21:00:35] <Roberto Kay> Honestly, you're Lodo or drkane, aren't you?
[21:00:52] <fdgd> I CANT BELIEVE I AM WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS LOSERS
[21:01:11] <fdgd> My name is not Brenda or David.
[21:01:16] <fdgd> oh wait
[21:01:24] <JoMomma> YOU MAY GO AWAY THEN!
[21:01:29] <fdgd> NO
[21:01:31] <DarKrow> Yes! Go away spud!
[21:01:33] <fdgd> YOU STARTED IT
[21:01:41] <JoMomma> Well it's a waste of time isn't it?
[21:01:44] <DarKrow> You started it. D-E-V-O
[21:01:46] <fdgd> im going to tell my mommie on you and send the internet police to you're door
[21:01:54] <JoMomma> OH MY GOD
[21:01:54] <DarKrow> <devo> YOU STARTED IT
[21:02:02] <DarKrow> The internet police are Devo
[21:02:02] <JoMomma> HE'S GONNA SEND THE INTERNET POLICE TO YOU ARE DOOR!
[21:02:04] <DarKrow> You are Devo
[21:02:17] <Roberto Kay> All your door are belong to Internet police.
[21:02:29] <Cal> ha
[21:02:35] <fdgd> YOU ARE DEAD
[21:02:48] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[21:02:48] <fdgd> if i ever see you on the streets your dead mother fucker
[21:03:01] <Roberto Kay> Do you even know who I am?
[21:03:08] <fdgd> yes i do!!!!!!!#######
[21:03:16] <JoMomma> My dead mother fucker what?
[21:03:18] * Roberto Kay wonders if this is one of Mep's friends.
[21:03:31] <fdgd> I WILL COME TO PHILADELPHIA AND HUNT YOU DOWN, HOUSE BY HOUSE
[21:03:36] <fdgd> CITY BY CITY
[21:03:40] <fdgd> BLOCK BY BLOKC
[21:03:51] <fdgd> STREET BY STREET
[21:03:52] <fdgd> LANE BY LANE
[21:03:56] <Roberto Kay> Whatever you say, MEPITANS' FRIEND.
[21:03:57] <JoMomma> BED BY BED
[21:03:59] <fdgd> SCHOOL BY SCHOOL
[21:04:08] <JoMomma> DEVO BY DEVO
[21:04:13] <Roberto Kay> STEP BY STEP, DAY BY DAY, lalalalala....
[21:04:17] <fdgd> STOOP MOCKING ME GUYS
[21:04:21] <fdgd> I HAVE A PALM PILOT AND YOU DONT
[21:04:21] <Roberto Kay> Remember that show?
[21:04:23] <DarKrow> THEN GO DE-VO!
[21:04:24] <JoMomma> I MOCK YOU MORE!
[21:04:37] <Roberto Kay> Starred Patrick Duffy and that "Three's Company" chick.
[21:04:37] <DarKrow> I have a Palm IIIe
[21:04:41] <JoMomma> Actually DK has a palm pilot
[21:04:44] <DarKrow> oh, and... uh...
[21:04:46] <DarKrow> YOU ARE DEVO!
[21:04:51] <fdgd> I HAVE BIG COMPUTER JOB USING CISCO NETWORK ROTERS I GET PAID $40 PER HOUR
[21:05:05] <JoMomma> FDGD IS THE MOST DEVOEST DEVO YOU COULD EVER DEVO!
[21:05:06] <Roberto Kay> That's "routers"
[21:05:08] <fdgd> I HAVE A BIG HP PALM PILOT THING IT IS BIG AND COLOR I PAY 700 OF YOUR AMERICAN DOLLARS
[21:05:18] <DarKrow> And you are Devo!
[21:05:21] <DarKrow> D-E-V-O
[21:05:27] <DarKrow> Is he not a man?
[21:05:27] <Roberto Kay> And I suppose you have a penis larger than a redwood, DON'T YOU.
[21:05:37] <DarKrow> <fdgd> pee... nis?
[21:05:42] <fdgd> i work at an auto shop i set up LINKSYS and CISCO network machines-that-think
[21:05:43] <JoMomma> NO THAT WOULD BE TOO SMALL!
[21:05:56] <DarKrow> <fdgd> what is penis
[21:05:59] <fdgd> I HAVE A DSL
[21:06:03] <fdgd> AND YOU DONT HAHAHAHAHAA
[21:06:05] <fdgd> COMMIE PIGS
[21:06:09] <DarKrow> Actually, I have DSL too
[21:06:14] <JoMomma> Actually DK has DSL and a Palm
[21:06:17] <DarKrow> Gotta love the Irony of this
[21:06:23] <fdgd> DSL isn't even T1
[21:06:27] <JoMomma> Would you also like to brag about having Pink Floyd?
[21:06:38] <DarKrow> 3,7Oooh, Colors. Leet
[21:06:46] <JoMomma> No that was reverse
[21:06:47] <Roberto Kay> I have cable at 1.5 mpbs with little to no interruptions.
[21:06:48] <DarKrow> y00 must b3 an el3t3 h@x0r
[21:06:49] <fdgd> i know how to make colours and you dont you bastard
[21:07:00] <DarKrow> He uses Windows! Ha!
[21:07:06] <fdgd> i can hack into ftp web sites! i just shut down MICROSOFT.COM hahahah
[21:07:13] <Roberto Kay> OMG
[21:07:14] <DarKrow> IT'S JEFFK!
[21:07:23] <DarKrow> OMG! IT'S JEFFK EVERYONE!
[21:07:28] <Roberto Kay> WOW!!!!
[21:07:33] <fdgd> OMG! ITS DARWIN
[21:07:36] <Roberto Kay> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU
[21:07:37] <DarKrow> You are so leet! I Love your Wacky Fun Computar Comics Jokes!
[21:07:50] <DarKrow> I USE LUNIX
[21:07:59] <Roberto Kay> YOU DUMBSHOES!!!!!!!!!111
[21:07:59] <fdgd> i can kick you with my norton antitvirus
[21:07:59] <DarKrow> I RAED USAR FREINDLY!
[21:08:04] <DarKrow> LUNIX LUNIX LUNIX LUNIX
[21:08:15] <JoMomma> I CAN KICK YOU WITH MY BOOT
[21:08:15] <Roberto Kay> HAH
[21:08:17] <fdgd> you think you're funny, you're not funny you commie fascist
[21:08:22] <Roberto Kay> AnTITvirus.
[21:08:28] <DarKrow> fdgd is a TIT
[21:08:30] <DarKrow> and Devo
[21:08:33] <Roberto Kay> You goddamned PERV.
[21:08:38] <JoMomma> FDGD HAS TEH TITS!
[21:08:40] <fdgd> serious do you have a life? no no? I DIDNT THINK SO
[21:08:42] * Cal hands fdgd a stick of dynamite
[21:08:46] * Cal lights it
[21:09:08] * Cal watches blood splatter on the walls
[21:09:44] <fdgd> you just sit on you're computer in you're ass and look at gay child porn
[21:09:52] <DarKrow> Uh, we're not you
[21:09:55] <Cal> you just sit on you're computer in you're ass and look at gay child porn
[21:09:57] *** Roberto Kay changes topic to ' 2http://www.deep13.org | Notice: Lost newbie found, named fdgd, has severe mental problem(s), owner must call us at 1(800) FIND-NEWBIE | <fdgd> i can hack into ftp web sites! i just shut down MICROSOFT.COM hahahah '
[21:09:59] <fdgd> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:05] <DarKrow> YOU ARE DEVO!
[21:10:08] <JoMomma> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:10] <fdgd> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:11] <JoMomma> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:12] <fdgd> YOU'RE FAG
[21:10:13] <JoMomma> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:16] <fdgd> STOP
[21:10:17] <JoMomma> YOU'RE FAG
[21:10:17] <fdgd> NOW
[21:10:19] <fdgd> DONT
[21:10:19] <JoMomma> STOP
[21:10:19] <JoMomma> NOW
[21:10:20] <JoMomma> DONT
[21:10:21] <fdgd> I MEAN IT
[21:10:22] *** Roberto Kay changes topic to ' http://www.deep13.org | Notice: Lost newbie found, named fdgd, has severe mental problem(s), owner must call us at 1(800) FIND-NEWBIE | <fdgd> i can hack into ftp web sites! i just shut down MICROSOFT.COM hahahah YOU ARE FAG '
[21:10:22] <fdgd> WHAT THE HELL
[21:10:24] <JoMomma> I MEAN IT
[21:10:27] <JoMomma> WHAT THE HELL
[21:10:31] <fdgd> WHAT A LOSER TYPING EVERYTHING I SAY
[21:10:32] <fdgd> STOP
[21:10:32] <fdgd> DONT
[21:10:34] <fdgd> LEAVE ME ALOLNE
[21:10:38] <JoMomma> WHAT A LOSER TYPING EVERYTHING I DAY
[21:10:40] <JoMomma> I MEAN IT
[21:10:41] <DarKrow> Ok
[21:10:42] <Cal> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:43] <JoMomma> STOP
[21:10:44] <JoMomma> DONT
[21:10:44] <Cal> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:45] <Cal> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:47] <JoMomma> LEAVE ME ALONE
[21:10:48] <Roberto Kay> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:48] <DarKrow> we won't leave you alone
[21:10:52] <DarKrow> YOU ARE FAG
[21:10:55] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:10:58] <fdgd> WHAT ARE YOU USING SOME SORT OF EGGDROP MIRC SHELL TCL SCRIPT FOR THAT?!??
[21:11:05] <DarKrow> ALL YOUR FAG ARE BELONG TO FDGD
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[21:11:10] <JoMomma> WHAT ARE YOU USING SOME SORT OF EGGDROP MIRC SHELL TCL SCRIPT FOR THAT?!??
[21:11:11] <Cal> Hello Serf
[21:11:17] <TServo4> Hi
[21:11:21] <fdgd> i know tcl! and assembly language and ASP!!! i am so much more smarter than U
[21:11:23] <Cal> We have an imbecile amongst us.
[21:11:25] <DarKrow> hello Serf
[21:11:26] <JoMomma> i know tcl! and assembly language and ASP!!! i am so much more smarter than U
[21:11:28] <Roberto Kay> Serf! Just in time.
[21:11:36] <fdgd> TSERVO4 DONT LISTEN TO THESE COMMIE HITLERITES
[21:11:43] <TServo4> Hmmm...I seem to be the savior
[21:11:44] <JoMomma> TSERVO4 DONT LISTEN TO THESE COMMIE HITLERITES
[21:11:45] *** Cal (-@zvnf.tzsc.cnvf.wbps.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:11:48] <DarKrow> If you are so smart, why can't you type in proper english?
[21:11:53] <Roberto Kay> Hitler hated Commies, you idiot.
[21:11:53] <TServo4> Hitlerites?
[21:11:55] <fdgd> they are all importent fiends
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[21:12:02] <JoMomma> HIS ENGLISH IS MOST PROPEREST THAN ARES!
[21:12:02] <DarKrow> We're Important!
[21:12:03] <Cal> THE FUCKER PEERED ME
[21:12:16] <DarKrow> W0W! He is Leet!
[21:12:17] <fdgd> if the wies man is so smart, WHY IS HE SO CHOCLITY DELICIOUS
[21:12:21] <TServo4> Sooo...fdgd, how are you this fine night.
[21:12:21] <Roberto Kay> No, that always happens to you, Cal.
[21:12:22] <fdgd> HAHAHAHA
[21:12:28] <DarKrow> fdgd, please don't peer me
[21:12:29] <TServo4> Nice night for a stroll, eh?
[21:12:41] <JoMomma> HAHAHAHA
[21:12:43] <DarKrow> I don't think my Lunix can handle your windows VBScript attack!
[21:12:52] <fdgd> FEEL THE WRATH OF ME! 80% of those who battle against me with lose
[21:13:03] <fdgd> type c:/con/con HAHAHA
[21:13:10] <TServo4> There's still that 20% ya know.
[21:13:16] <DarKrow> I don't have a c:/
[21:13:16] <TServo4> c:/con/con
[21:13:19] <TServo4> Huh.
[21:13:20] <DarKrow> I have a /
[21:13:20] <TServo4> Nothing.
[21:13:22] <TServo4> Oh will.
[21:13:27] <Roberto Kay> WOW!
[21:13:29] <DarKrow> I run Lunix!
[21:13:33] <fdgd> I WILL UNITE THOSE FROM THE EAST AND THOSE RUN THE WEST WILL DESTROY YOU
[21:13:35] <Roberto Kay> THAT IS SO FUCKING '1337
[21:13:39] <Cal> I WAS FROM THE WEST
[21:13:49] <JoMomma> THE WEST IS DEVO!
[21:13:50] <DarKrow> Oh, hey! I got a blue screen
[21:13:56] <DarKrow> oh, that was my screen saver
[21:13:56] *** Cal (-@zvnf.tzsc.cnvf.wbps.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:13:58] <TServo4> Cal is a cowboy fdgd...you better watch out.
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[21:14:04] <fdgd> HAH my computer knowledge will kick your proleteriat ass
[21:14:17] <DarKrow> Hold on...
[21:14:18] <JoMomma> OH SHITE MY ASS IS BEING KICKED
[21:14:26] <DarKrow> if you're a commy, then you'd be against the bourgoisie
[21:14:35] <DarKrow> and for the proletariat.
[21:14:36] <fdgd> YOUR THIRD CLASS BOURGOISE IS DEAD!!! I READ THE COMMUNIMST MANIFESTO PRICK
[21:14:38] <Roberto Kay> He's not.
[21:14:45] <DarKrow> Who wrote the Manifesto?
[21:14:47] <Roberto Kay> Third class?
[21:14:49] <TServo4> Huh.
[21:14:49] <fdgd> John Lenin
[21:14:55] <TServo4> hah!
[21:14:56] <Cal> WRONG
[21:14:59] <Roberto Kay> That's like below the proletariat.
[21:15:01] <TServo4> John Lenin...
[21:15:03] <DarKrow> Karl Marx, Muthafucka
[21:15:03] <fdgd> NO I AM RIGHT THIS IS THE NEW ONE I AM TALKING ABOUT
[21:15:09] <fdgd> you must be discusing the old one
[21:15:14] <DarKrow> You are the weakest link
[21:15:17] <DarKrow> Goodbye
[21:15:19] <fdgd> the old commie manifest is crap
[21:15:28] <DarKrow> You are crap
[21:15:30] <DarKrow> you are DEVO!
[21:15:31] <fdgd> no you are
[21:15:31] <TServo4> First, it's V. I. Lenin, who was inspired by Marx.
[21:15:34] *** Roberto Kay changes topic to ' http://www.deep13.org | Notice: Lost newbie found, named fdgd, has severe mental problem(s), owner must call us at 1(800) FIND-NEWBIE | <DarKrow> Who wrote the Manifesto? '
[21:15:34] <Roberto Kay> <Roberto Kay> Third class?
[21:15:35] <fdgd> I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
[21:15:38] <TServo4> John Lenon was a musician.
[21:15:39] * Cal breaks fdgd's legs with an iron crowbar
[21:15:41] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[21:15:43] <fdgd> YES SEE TSERVO4 IS SO MUCH SMART
[21:15:53] <DarKrow> Unlike you, fdgd
[21:15:55] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[21:16:03] *** Roberto Kay changes topic to ' http://www.deep13.org | Notice: Lost newbie found, named fdgd, has severe mental problem(s), owner must call us at 1(800) FIND-NEWBIE | <DarKrow> Who wrote the [Communist] Manifesto? <fdgd> John Lenin <fdgd> NO I AM RIGHT THIS IS THE NEW ONE I AM TALKING ABOUT <fdgd> the old commie manifest is crap '
[21:16:03] <Roberto Kay> <DarKrow> You are crap
[21:16:12] <fdgd> TSERVO4 WE WILL UNITE AND RULE THE SCIFI IRC SERVER AS FATHER AND SON
[21:16:39] <TServo4> Uh...no we won't.
[21:16:42] * Cal breaks fdgd's arms with an iron crowbar
[21:16:49] <TServo4> First off, you have stupid genes.
[21:16:51] <fdgd> YES JOIN ME AND LEARN THE POWER OF THE DRAK SIDE
[21:16:57] <TServo4> Drak side?
[21:16:59] <fdgd> DARK
[21:17:01] <DarKrow> fdgd, you bettar watch out
[21:17:01] <fdgd> MOTHER FUCKER
[21:17:02] <fdgd> BITCH
[21:17:06] <DarKrow> I have Mad HTML Skillz
[21:17:10] <TServo4> Is that like some weird scandanavian country?
[21:17:10] <Cal> POOPEY PANTS!
[21:17:12] <DarKrow> I can hax0r y00r computer
[21:17:21] <Roberto Kay> Wow! That'll show 'em! Take over a fucked up IRC "server" that's run on a system specifically designed for a stupid client that no one uses because the company it was created by SOLD IT.
[21:17:26] <fdgd> I WILL BURY YOU
[21:17:33] <DarKrow> YOU ARE DEVO
[21:17:45] <fdgd> I WILL BURY YOU
[21:17:51] <Cal> in bed
[21:17:53] <Roberto Kay> OMG
[21:17:55] <TServo4> Heh...Howard the Duck is such a classic movie.
[21:17:55] <Roberto Kay> THIS IS QROW
[21:17:57] <fdgd> GOOD DAT SIR
[21:18:02] <TServo4> No shit.
[21:18:07] <DarKrow> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>YOU ARE DEVO</TITLE></HEAD><BODY>You are DEVO!</BODY></HTML>
[21:18:11] <Cal> Digital Audio Tape?
[21:18:16] <DarKrow> I AM H@X0R1NG Y00!
[21:18:19] <TServo4> DAT?
[21:18:21] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:23] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:23] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:25] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:25] * Cal slaps fdgd around a bit with a large trout
[21:18:35] <Roberto Kay> DAT tapes. It's where quality bootlegs can be found.
[21:18:55] <Roberto Kay> Qrow, stop this fucking charade.
[21:19:00] <Roberto Kay> We know it's you.
[21:19:17] <DarKrow> OMFG....
[21:19:25] <Cal> OBGYN
[21:19:28] <DarKrow> DEVO
[21:20:04] <Roberto Kay> C'mon, Qrow, say something, Qrow!
[21:20:08] <TServo4> DAT tapes...heh...man, those are gone.
[21:20:22] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:20:33] <Roberto Kay> WAKE UP
[21:20:38] <Roberto Kay> YOU ARE IN OZ
[21:20:46] <DarKrow> You are in #Deep13, Bitch.
[21:20:49] <DarKrow> You are Devo!
[21:21:16] <Cal> 444
[21:21:24] <Cal> oops
[21:21:48] <DarKrow> no, more like 404
[21:22:15] <Roberto Kay> Error 444: User Cannot Access Data Because He is a Moron
[21:22:56] <DarKrow> rm -rf fdgd
[21:23:11] <DarKrow> rm -rf /usr/fdgd
[21:23:13] <DarKrow> rm -rf /usr/fdgd
[21:23:16] <Roberto Kay> SAY SOMETHING, QROW3000
[21:23:18] <DarKrow> why don't it work
[21:23:35] <DarKrow> rm -rf /usr/qrow3000
[21:23:37] <DarKrow> hmmm
[21:23:37] <Cal> I think our visiting moron had a stroke
[21:23:43] <DarKrow> He has Devolved
[21:23:49] <DarKrow> he cannot use the keyboard anymore
[21:23:51] <Roberto Kay> Oh, don't we all wish.
[21:24:07] * Cal incinerates Qrow's body just in case.
[21:24:32] <TServo4> See...he's shut up.
[21:24:43] <DarKrow> What was Qrow's AIM Screen Name
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[21:24:46] *** InvaderMin sets mode: +o InvaderMin
[21:24:50] <InvaderMin> ARRR
[21:24:51] <DarKrow> Heya Greid
[21:24:56] <DarKrow> We got an old "friend" here
[21:24:58] <DarKrow> QROW!
[21:25:08] <Roberto Kay> Qrow3000, which isn't available at the moment.
[21:25:13] <TServo4> Everybody was kung-fu fighting! huh!
[21:25:17] <DarKrow> hmm
[21:25:31] <InvaderMin> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[21:25:35] <fdgd> OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SCARY
[21:25:47] <fdgd> my keyboard was not werking
[21:25:47] <InvaderMin> I THINK YOU ARE SCARY
[21:25:51] <fdgd> but it was just that it was unpluged
[21:25:53] <Roberto Kay> What was scary, Qrow?
[21:25:57] <InvaderMin> YOU HIDEOUS MOOING CYBORG
[21:26:04] <DarKrow> <fdgd> MY BRAIN WAS WORKING!
[21:26:09] <InvaderMin> hee
[21:26:11] <DarKrow> <fdgd> IT WAS SCAERY!
[21:26:12] <fdgd> DCC Send from Cal rejected (virus.vir.mic, file type ignored)
[21:26:17] <fdgd> OH MY SHIT GOD
[21:26:24] <InvaderMin> I'm gonna go download the frickin' Battle.Net patch....
[21:26:29] <fdgd> OH MY OOPS I ALMOST ACCEPTED THE FILE I WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTORYED
[21:26:33] <Cal> You got some nasty bowel problems there.
[21:26:46] <InvaderMin> <fdgd> I WORHIP YOU, O SHIT!
[21:26:52] <Roberto Kay> Qrow worships the SHIT God.
[21:26:54] <InvaderMin> worship, even
[21:27:06] <Roberto Kay> He whips his shit god.
[21:27:27] <fdgd> WHAT THE HLEL ALL THE PEOPLE TALKING WHY IS IT SO CONFUSING
[21:27:45] <DarKrow> <fdgd> WHY DOES IT HURT, MOMMY!
[21:27:55] <Cal> What is so confusing about being confused about a confusion about who is who being confused about being confused?
[21:27:55] <fdgd> STOP MOKING ME
[21:28:02] <fdgd> MOCKING
[21:28:07] <Roberto Kay> <fdgd> STOP SMOKING ME
[21:28:10] <TServo4> I AM MOCKING YOU!
[21:28:14] <fdgd> YOU ARE ALL OUT TO GET ME YOU FUCKING ASS BASTARDS
[21:28:14] <Cal> <fdgd> What do you think, broccoli?
[21:28:18] <DarKrow> I fart in your general direction
[21:28:23] <TServo4> I MOCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID TOYS
[21:28:39] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:28:40] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:28:42] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:28:42] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:28:43] <Roberto Kay> QROW
[21:28:46] <DarKrow> I MOCK YOUR WINDOWS SKILLS YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO LUNIX!
[21:28:51] <Roberto Kay> QUIT THIS FUCKING CHARADE
[21:28:54] <fdgd> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I KILL MYSLEF
[21:28:59] <Cal> in bed
[21:28:59] <DarKrow> We wish...
[21:29:04] <DarKrow> with root beer
[21:29:07] <fdgd> KEVIN BACON KICKS YOU'RE ASS
[21:29:10] <fdgd> ASSHOLE
[21:29:18] <Cal> Why would you kill yourself over being insulted in a computer chat room?
[21:29:21] <fdgd> I LOVE KEVIN BACON
[21:29:26] <Cal> in bed
[21:29:29] <DarKrow> with root beer
[21:29:31] <TServo4> Mmmm....Bacon..
[21:29:32] <fdgd> BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PHILLIE PRICK HEADS
[21:29:42] <Cal> I'm from Georgia.
[21:29:45] <fdgd> TESTOSTERONY SHIT
[21:29:55] <Cal> You meany testimonial?
[21:29:57] <fdgd> NO CAL YOU'RE FROM PHILADELPHIA STUPID FUCK
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[21:30:02] *** Roberto Kaye sets mode: +o Roberto Kaye
[21:30:02] *** Roberto Kay (hquiej@lqyj.saxs.bzhe.brgd.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:30:04] <fdgd> stupid fuck,. i'm fucking lou
[21:30:05] <Cal> O_o
[21:30:14] <DarKrow> eeeeeew
[21:30:17] <TServo4> Lou!
[21:30:20] <Cal> I'm from GA, you fuckwit.
[21:30:21] <DarKrow> Did lou say you could?
[21:30:23] <Cal> Check my IP.
[21:30:25] <fdgd> no my name is LOU you fuck
[21:30:35] <Cal> GAH
[21:30:36] <DarKrow> I will not fuck Lou!
[21:30:39] <fdgd> Cal is -@PHILADELPIA.zvnf.tzsc.cnvf.wbps.this.chat.server
[21:30:40] <DarKrow> I don't swing that way!
[21:30:40] <Roberto Kaye> Albano?
[21:30:40] <Cal> He's fucking Louie Anderson!
[21:30:58] <fdgd> hey listen stupid fuck
[21:31:10] <Cal> I can't do that at the same time.
[21:31:14] <DarKrow> You know, commas help.
[21:31:19] <DarKrow> Try using punctuation sometime.
[21:31:24] <fdgd> FUCK U
[21:31:30] <Roberto Kaye> No, I think we're supposed to solve a puzzle.
[21:31:30] <fdgd> asshole bastade
[21:31:33] <Cal> NAZI JEW
[21:31:45] <fdgd> arab soviet commie fascist anarchist
[21:31:51] <Cal> with root beer
[21:32:01] <Roberto Kaye> Oh, I know this one!
[21:32:08] <Roberto Kaye> Osama Bin Laden!
[21:32:09] <fdgd> I WILL BURY YOU!!!
[21:32:21] <DarKrow> Nikita Kruchev?
[21:32:21] <Roberto Kaye> Go away, QROW
[21:32:22] <Cal> fdgd, what do you get when you fall in love?
[21:32:23] *** fdgd (dfgfd@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:32:28] <Cal> Wow
[21:32:33] <Cal> Good job, Manny.
[21:32:37] <DarKrow> W00t!
[21:32:39] <DarKrow> We win!
[21:32:40] <DarKrow> We win!
[21:32:48] *** FROM-HELL (dfgfd@64.66.56.146) has joined #deep13 - *** Address Matched for fdgd
[21:32:49] <FROM-HELL> oh hello
[21:32:54] <FROM-HELL> my name is George.
[21:32:55] <Cal> Gee
[21:32:55] <DarKrow> pbbth
[21:32:57] <Roberto Kaye> Hi, fdgd
[21:32:58] <Cal> I wonder who this is.
[21:32:59] <FROM-HELL> what is this new chat room
[21:33:01] <DarKrow> wb fdgd
[21:33:02] <FROM-HELL> my name is not fdgd!!!!
[21:33:08] <Cal> :D
[21:33:14] <FROM-HELL> OK HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME IS NOT FDGD IT'S GEORGE
[21:33:16] <DarKrow> fdgd [dfgfd@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server] has quit irc : [(signed off)]
[21:33:20] <DarKrow> FROM-HELL [dfgfd@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server] has joined #deep13
[21:33:23] <FROM-HELL> SHIT
[21:33:24] *** FROM-HELL (dfgfd@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:33:24] <DarKrow> same IP
[21:33:28] <Cal> Where's Lenny?
[21:33:31] <DarKrow> LOL!
[21:33:38] <DarKrow> This is beautiful
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[21:33:49] <Heinrich> well hello there
[21:33:50] <DarKrow> I hope someone is logging this
[21:33:54] <Cal> HEIL!
[21:33:56] <Roberto Kaye> *** Heinrich (TTTTT@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server) has joined #deep13
[21:34:01] <Roberto Kaye> *** FROM-HELL (dfgfd@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server) has joined #deep13
[21:34:03] <DarKrow> Same Ip. Different usermask
[21:34:05] <Heinrich> why are you showing me my internet address?
[21:34:07] <DarKrow> Nice try
[21:34:12] <DarKrow> Run along now
[21:34:14] <Roberto Kaye> haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server
[21:34:16] <Cal> NO
[21:34:18] <Heinrich> what are you talking about, my good man ?
[21:34:19] <DarKrow> or I will h@x0r j00
[21:34:27] <DarKrow> With my MAD HTML SKILLZ
[21:34:30] <Cal> DK will roxors your soxors
[21:34:31] <Heinrich> ????
[21:34:31] <Roberto Kaye> YOU ARE FUCKING QROW/FDGD
[21:34:38] <Heinrich> i dont have any idea what you're tlaking about.
[21:34:41] <Roberto Kaye> Now, go the hell away.
[21:34:51] *** InvaderMin (melbay@jjsv.gjaw.umfu.brgd.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )
[21:34:57] <Heinrich> hello??? what is wrong with this chat line place
[21:35:03] <DarKrow> you are what is wrong
[21:35:05] <Cal> Germans
[21:35:06] <Roberto Kaye> I meant QROW, not GRIED.
[21:35:07] <Heinrich> this is my first time on the internet i am from hungaria
[21:35:07] <DarKrow> you are DEVO!
[21:35:10] <Roberto Kaye> GREID.
[21:35:13] <DarKrow> You are from OHIO
[21:35:15] <DarKrow> You are DEVO!
[21:35:20] <Roberto Kaye> He is from ROMANIA.
[21:35:24] <DarKrow> omega?!
[21:35:32] <DarKrow> That explains so much
[21:35:40] <Roberto Kaye> Heinrich, you're FUCKING FDGD.
[21:35:55] <DarKrow> <Heinrich> no! I am Devo!
[21:35:55] <Roberto Kaye> *** Heinrich (TTTTT@ haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server ) has joined #deep13
[21:36:02] <DarKrow> <Heinrich> Er... no...
[21:36:11] <Roberto Kaye> *** FROM-HELL (dfgfd@ haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server ) has joined #deep13
[21:36:11] <DarKrow> <Heinrich> FDGD IS FUCKING ME!
[21:36:30] <Roberto Kaye> *** fdgd (dfgfd@ haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server ) Quit ((signed off))
[21:36:41] <DarKrow> <Heinrich> OH, HARDER FDGD!
[21:36:45] <DarKrow> <Heinrich> HARDER!
[21:36:49] <Cal> Those crazy Germans
[21:37:00] <Roberto Kaye> *laugh track*
[21:37:00] <Cal> I bet Qrow wants to ask us for our papers
[21:37:36] <Heinrich> my brother Vladimir and i say hello we are from HUNARIA BELIEVE ME NOW
[21:37:43] <DarKrow> Vladimir?
[21:37:47] <DarKrow> I have a friend named Vladimir
[21:37:50] <Roberto Kaye> Guerrero.
[21:37:54] <Cal> Don't forget Gustov
[21:37:57] <Roberto Kaye> From the Montreal Expos.
[21:38:02] <Cal> and van Helsing
[21:38:08] <DarKrow> Do you know Karl Hein Shirker?
[21:38:08] <Roberto Kaye> Well... what WAS the Expos.
[21:38:10] <Heinrich> YES I KNOW YOU DARWIN I AM LIVE IN PHILADELPHA HAHAHA I TRICKED YOU IT'S REALLY ME FDGD YOU DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ME I AM A MASTER OF DISGUYS
[21:38:43] <Roberto Kaye> Uh... dumbass... we KNEW it was you the minute you came in.
[21:39:05] <Roberto Kaye> And by the way, you're (a.) a moron and (b.) Qrow.
[21:39:17] <DarKrow> and (c.) Devo
[21:39:35] <Heinrich> AHHH!!!!!! I AM LEAVEING
[21:39:36] *** Heinrich (TTTTT@haad.irnu.goto.odwg.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off) )